Saturday, March 29, 2008

Amelia.....




hELLO...HellO...HeLLO... everyone... How have you been? Just chatted with Amelia on the MSN.

FYI Amelia and family are doing well in Australia. They are worshipping in Immanuel Church. Amelia started 2 days ago. Hahah so far so good.

Do continue to pray for her and her family as they settle down there and pray that God will send his servants to reach out to them and make their stay there comfortable,wonderful and all FIRED UP for the Lord. This is Amelia's MSN address: rejoice12345@hotmail.com, add her and catch up with her.

Amelia, if you are reading this, we want you to know that we miss you here.


remember to write to us o... MISS YOU DEAR!!!

Friday, March 28, 2008

something nice and warm... enjoy..

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

From Eu Ming with love : Κids are Quick

Thanks Eu Ming for these...thought I'd share it with the rest of the P5&6...

Subject: FW: Kids are Quick
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> >
> >
> > Κids are Quick
> >
> > TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
> >
> > MARIA: ; Here it is.
> >
> > TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
> >
> > CLASS: Maria.
> > ____________________________________
> >
> >
> > TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
> >
> > JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
> > __________________________________________
> >
> > TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
> >
> > GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
> >
> > TEACHER: No, that's wrong
> >
> > GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
> > ____________________________________________
> >
> > TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
> >
> > DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
> >
> > TEACHER: What are you talking about?
> >
> > DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
> >
> > __________________________________
> >
> > TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
> > didn't have ten years ago.
> >
> > WINNIE: Me!
> >
> > __________________________________________
> >
> >
> > TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
> >
> > GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
> > _______________________________________
> >
> > TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
> >
> > MILLIE: I is...
> >
> > TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
> >
> > MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the
> > alphabet."
> >
> > _________________________________
> >
> > TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
> > tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
> > didn't punish him?
> >
> > LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
> >
> > ______________________________________
> >
> >
> > TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
> > eating?
> >
> > SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
> >
> > ______________________________
> >
> >
> > TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
> > your brother's. Did you copy his?
> >
> > CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog.
> >
> > ___________________________________
> > TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
> > people are no longer interested?
> >
> > HAROLD: A teacher

 

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